June 2012
2 posts
4 tags
Engagement rodent?
Jenn: What if... instead of a diamond ring, you asked me to marry you with a squirrel?
Max: What?
Jenn: Like, if you asked me to be your wife... with a rodent.
Max: ...
Jenn: People would see me walkin' around with a squirrel on my shoulder and be like... "Why do you have a squirrel?" And I would say, "I'M GETTING MARRIED!"
Max: BAAAAHAHHAHAHAA
Jenn: It would be excellent.
Max: I think we need to break up.
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stinky cheese
Jenn: *sniff* WHOA, smell my finger!
Max: ...why?
Jenn: Because I just ate some fancy cheese and now my fingers smell like poop.
Max: WHY WOULD I WANT TO SMELL THAT?
