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Mar 30th

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Mar 26th

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Mar 26th

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Hand me the...

Max: You ready to go?
Jenn: I can't... I don't have any rain repellent!
Max: Probably because that's not a real thing.
Jenn: I mean...
Max: ...your umbrella?
Jenn: Yes!
Max: Idiot.

Mar 25th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 24th

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Mar 23rd

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So, this exists.

My boyfriend showed this clip to me sometime last year, in between fits of laughter and slapping his hands on his thighs (the way people do when they laugh so hard they feel the need to thigh-clap). I found it to be pretty disturbing but couldn’t quite put my finger on it until this very day. At the time I just figured it was just superficially creepy. I mean come on, there are guys in...

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

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On Andreas

Andrea has always been one of my least favorite names to pronounce the first time I meet somebody. I especially hate when it’s written on a name-tag or on some sort of roster and I’m just expected to read it out loud to the person as if I know who she is. There are just so many different ways to say the damn name and generally if you get it wrong you look like a total asshole....

Mar 22nd

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