August 2010
5 posts
5 tags
old and ugly
Jenn: You know men reach their peak hotness around 35 and women reach it at like 25.
Max: Yeah but women reach their sexual peak around then and that's about the time men tend to peter out sexually.
Jenn: HONEY, you're gonna get all hot and you're gonna leave me!
Max: ...eh?
Jenn: Yeah you're gonna be hot and famous and I'm just gonna be ugly and horny.
Max: I really don't know what to say about that.
July 2010
5 posts
3 tags
Ask?
Holy balls what is this ask business?
3 tags
watching golf
Kent: OMG that's so hot, it's so close to the hole.
Jenn: You're getting a boner for balls.
Kent: Little white balls with dimples!
Jenn: How does that make it any better?
4 tags
5 tags
apparently we yell a lot
Daniel: COME OUT, RETRO NIGHT.
Jenn: No, I have to study.
Daniel: You do NOT have to study, you studied all day yesterday.
Jenn: Ummm, I'm on slide 17 of 55, yes I do I have to study.
Daniel: Come on, the whole reason you started talking to me was 'cause you like making impulsive potentially destructive poor decisions!!!
Jenn: I NEED TO LEARN THE PARTS OF MY FACE
Daniel: I get that you're a a horrible contentious bitch-twat but WHY MUST YOU DESTROY MY DREAMS LIKE THIS?
Jenn: Because it's fun. And I'm responsible. NOW STOP CALLING ME.
Daniel: I'LL STOP CALLING WHEN YOU'RE DOING SHOTS IN THE TENDERLOIN WITH US.
4 tags
gonna close my window from now on
Jenn: Where is that voice coming from? It's like he's standing in our living room.
Amanda: Probably that guy from upstairs, he was singing earlier. It was weird.
Jenn: ...I sing all the time with the windows open when you're not home. OMG PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME SINGING.
Amanda: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's so embarassing.
Jenn. Thanks.
Amanda: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
Jenn: Bitch.
Amanda: OBAFRIO;JEWAR;GBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
