the kind that pulls teeth
Max: I frequently refer to high school as my "larval phase."
Jenn: I'm still in my larval stage methinks.
Max: You're hot and you're a few months away from being a dentist. I dunno what the hell kind of resplendent overqualified butterfly you're hoping to turn into.
mybestfriend turned 21
He smiles always but he’s happy only sometimes. With his hat cocked to one side and his heart the other, mybestfriend fiddles endlessly with his fate. He goes into the city every week searching for his femme fatale. When he comes home we giggle together in between stories of so and so’s red hair and such and such’s 2am text message, our cigarettes dancing between our lips. In...
Jenn: What happened to the stache?
Rob: Meh, I decided I wanted to have sex with a non-hipster for once.
Jenn: Ah, so you threw out your blublockers too?