December 2010
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siblings
Davis: You know what the difference between you and me is? I refrain from saying EVERY LITTLE THING that pops into my head.
[five minutes later]
Jenn: Whoa, you guys all have longer teeth than I do.
Davis: DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?!
Dec 26th
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stupid shit I say to my classmates V
Hey guys, Sorry these are a bit late.  I don’t have the intarwebs set up at my apartment yet so I’ve been a bit cut off.  You’d think this would have an adverse affect on my productivity but my inability to access Fast Typer 2 has really done wonders for my attention span.   Not having internet is sort of like living in the distant year of 1972, before Al Gore invented the...
Dec 22nd
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sobriety
Max: Do you ever think about how funny it would be to feed an animal peas? No animal eats peas.
Jenn: SOME animal must eat peas.
Max: But none of them are known for it. Rabbits have carrots, horses, sugar cubes...
You can imagine giving a horse an apple. Now imagine, instead of apples, it's just peas. I mean, imagine feeding a polar bear peas.
Jenn: I don't think that'd be good for them.
Max: I'm not concerned about their nutritional needs.
Jenn: But they're carnivores.
Max: I'm just saying... what if you got them to eat them?
Jenn: What about giving a polar bear hamsters? Hamsters are like the equivalent to peas for carnivores right?
Max: And we could give the HAMSTER the peas!
Jenn: Yes! and it'd be all adorable because they'd look HUGE in his hands.
Max: WE COULD PAINT THE HAMSTERS GREEN
Dec 16th
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So my boyfriend is at the VGA's
And this is the text of instructions I sent him: You do know that if you have the change to meet NPH you HAVE to touch his tush right?  And then you have to come home and touch me.  AND IT WILL BE LIKE I TOUCHED HIS TUSH.  I’d be one touch-degree away from NPH’s tush. Because I’m a lech and I want to live vicariously through his very large hands.
Dec 12th
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vaccerelli asked: WHY SO SRS

also; drinks?
Dec 12th
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I SHOULD FUCKING POST THIS RIGHT NOW
I HAVE A THOUGHT. THIS MAKES ME THINK THINGS.  THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE INTERESTING TO ANYBODY OTHER THAN MYSELF. MAY OR MAY NOT?  MAY OR MAY NOT? FUCK IT. I’M TAKING MY CHANCES.
Dec 12th
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stupid shit I say to my classmates V
Hey guys, First, there was note-taking.  Then, there was sharing. Donning now my gay apparel, Jenn
Dec 12th
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