Jenn: Wait, she's gotta fight it doesn't she?
Max: You suck at watching movies.
Eric: Amy does the exact same thing!
Max: I think its a girl thing.
Eric: I think it's a mentally challenged thing.
Jenn: HAH, YOU GUYS ARE RETARD LOVERS!
stupid shit I say to my classmates IV
Hey guys, So last night I told myself I would get up early and study human anatomy. This morning, my brain interpreted this mental note as: sleep in until 11:30am, watch sailor moon for 4 hours, eat macaroni in bed. This probably has something to do with the fact that english is my second language. Pretty sure my brain needs some ESL up in heezy. And by heezy, I mean my skull, because if...
stupid shit I say to my classmates III
Hi folks, Today I realized that I would rather be a raccoon in a hillbilly town than study for biochem. I said this to my boyfriend and he didn’t get it so I had to explain to him that hicks eat raccoons. Then he asked why I wanted to be eaten by hicks which made me mad because he’s always turning my perfectly innocent jokes into sexual hick-related innuendos and sometimes a...
stupid shit I say to my classmates II
Hey gang, They’re late but they’re here. That’s the same thing my mom said about my boobs. Anyway, I went through the main pdf and picked out the questions pertaining to each subject. Yeah it was a pain in the ass, but I bribed my boyfriend with cake and got him to blank them out for me so it was pretty sweet. Nevermind that it’s his birthday. I’m the best...