The Hawkeye Initiative: Special Guest Edition: The... →
thehawkeyeinitiative: I recently received an email from an anonymous fan sharing how she pulled a Hawkeye Initiative themed prank on her CEO to illustrate a problem with some artwork. My personal compliments to her and her accomplice on a mission well done; they perfectly took they perfectly took the concept of The…
Mad TV Reruns
Max: do you ever wonder if we're just a gritty reboot of Miss Swan and Stuart?
Me: I think you just like the words "gritty" and "reboot."
An illustrated tale by Shelby
thefrogman: In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in. And that was the first time I saw a penis Written and illustrated by Shelby [tumblr]
Shows this to the boyfriend. “THIS IS LIKE A GOD TIER INTERNET VIDEO!” - Max Scoville
laurenannie asked: Don't tease me, grl! ;-;
We need to free ourselves from the habit of seeing culture as encyclopaedic...– Antonio Gramsci (Working-Class Education and Culture) (via bradicalmang)
I wanna be confused for a mama duck. Dammit.
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
Anonymous asked: I'm a girl who listens to CB and I just want to say I always love when they have you on, I think you're hilarious and adorable and your tweets are always entertaining
anime is cool: DO IT NOW: Fairly Quick Guide to... →
sameatschildren: Hi guys I’m obsessed with this shit lately because I don’t want anyone to have unhappy, unsupported boobs like I did. Even if you think your boobs and bras are fine, try it. It will make a big difference in comfort, support, and shape, even if you have small boobs or big… WHAT
aeshir asked: have you tried chewing ginger? or is that the bottom rung of the anti-nausea ladder, meclizine being at the top?
A Matter Of
Tom: I never met a beautiful woman without problems. Either they got family trouble, ex-boyfriend trouble, health trouble, or they're just fuckin' nuts.
Me: In my experience I haven't met anyone without problems, beautiful women just seem so glaring because you want to pretend they're perfect.
estus asked: Do the seabands normally help / have they ever? I'd never heard of them and have a friend who can't play FPS games either.
how to ineffectively combat video game induced...
Sorry guys, the sea bands didn’t really help. I still had to pause the game every once in a while to dry heave and try to cough the nausea away. I also tried taking meclizine, which helped a little (I think). It could just have been that I spent so much time playing I was either getting used to the nausea or my brain successfully adjusted to FPS view. Even so, I always get sicker, faster...
how to be a terrible housewife
Start by not actually being a wife. Non-wives are the worst wives. Receive Bioshock Infinite and your new steam cleaner in the same UPS shipment. Feel guilty over ignoring carpet stains for Bioshock. Play Bioshock. Feel awesome.